save yourself and dont be in a friend group of three
go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..
I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO
if u ever meet me in real life do me a favor and hug me for like 2 solid days ok I’m a very sad very cuddly person
@Harry_Styles: Thank you for everything the last 4 years.. Couldn’t be more amazed by what you’ve done for us. H .xx
When your crush is dating someone and they break up
People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults
I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.